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4.) SMS Series-4


5.) SMS Series-5


6.) SMS Series-6


7.) SMS Series-7

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SMS Series - 7

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01. Universal Truth:
       U luv sm1,U marry sm1 else..
       D 1 u marry becomes ur wife n 1 u luv
       becomes d passwrd of ur email_id.

02. Jindgi ka raj,raj rehne dijiye,
      Jo b ho aitraj, aitraj rhne dijiye,
      Par jab ye dil,aap se milna chahe,
      Dost ye mat kehna ki aaj rhne dijiye...

03. Defeat isnt wen u fal dwn,
      its wen u refuse 2 get up !
     So keep getin up evrytym wen u hav a fall.
     Dats d attitude of Lyf.

04. Nvr hrt who r close 2 ur hrt,
      Coz wounded hrts r like crushed
      flowers dat nvr bloom again bt leave
      d perfume on d hands dat crush THEM...

05. Rose is lal, Sky is nila, Ur brain is khali patila,
      Bura maan lia..OK
      Rose is RED, Sky is BLUE, I m born SMART
      Wat d hell hpn 2 u?

06. In lyf u wil nvr knw wat uv ben missin until it arrives...
      N u wil nvr kno wat uv got until its missing...
      Appreciate evrythng U hv.,..

07. A welwisher is nvr measured by d nop of tym he made u laugh...
      Bt by d no of tyms he made u smile aftr u cried...

08. Hamari dosti dil me basaye rkhna,
      Hamari Yaado k chirag jalae rkhna,
      Bhut lamba hai jindgi ka safar,
      Ek hissa hame b banae rkhna.

09. Kal mila wqt to julfe suljha dunga,
      Aaj ulza hu zara wqt sulzane me,
      U to sulaz jati hai ulzi zulfe,
      Umar kat jati hai wqt ko suljane me.

10. Sea+Ship= TITANIC
      Forest+Animal= Jurasic Park
      U+Smile= The mummy returns..
      Hey dnt smile plz..

11. Kisi ki chahat pe jinda rhne wale hum na the,
      Kisi pe mar mitne wale hum na the,
      Adat c pad gai tume yaad krne ki,
      Wrna kisi ko yaad krne wale hum na the..

12. Career is LIGHT n Girls r lik SHADOW.
      If u try 2 catch d shadow u wil mis d LIGHT.
      If u ignore dem n walk 2wrds d LIGHT,d SHADOW follow u.

13.  Best Gift: Jindagi
       Best ehsas: Khushi
       Best feeling: Pyar
       Best relation: Dosti
       Best passion: HUM
       Good Frnd: TUM

14. Bhingi palko k sang muskurate hai.
      Pal do pal dil ko behlate hai,
      Tu dur hai humse to kya hua,
      Har saas me teri aahat pate hai.

15. Mausam ki najakat hai,
      Hasrato ne pukara hai,
      Kaise kahen kitna yaad krte hai,
      Ye SMS unhi yaado ka ek ishara hai.

16. A thousand things in between us..
      Low battery, busy netwrk, no coverage,
      No tym, heavy wrk, bt still,
      Wen d Mobile Beeps,I thnk of U...

17. Walk wid me wen ur hrt needs cmpny,
       talk 2 me wen u feel all alone,trust me
       wen u r insecure,thnk of me wen evr
       u need a gud frnd...

18. Humse pucho kya hota hai pal-pal bitana,
      Bahut muskil hota hai dil ko smjhana,
      Ye jindgi to beet hi jaegi,bus muskil
      hota hai kuch palon ko bhulana...

19. Listen n silent r 2 wrds wid same alphabets
      n r vry imp for frndsip bcoz 1ly a frnd cn
      listen u wen u r silent...

20. Sone k kitne b tukde karo, uski kimaat kam
      nai hoti, judai chahe kitni b lmbi ho,
      dosti kabi kam nai hoti...

21. Meri ruh vich mera yaar vasda,
      meri aankhan vich usda didar vasda,
      sanu apne dardan di parwah nai,
      par rab kare har wqt rae mera yaar hasda.

22. Tears r more precious den smiles bcoz v cn
      smile at anybody evn strangers... Bt tears r
      shed 1ly 4 dose whom v cn't aford 2 lose in life...

23. A man lost his wife,he goes 2 mandir n asks
      Lord Ram,"Plz find my wife". Ramji ansrd :
      Hanumaan ji k paas ja, meri patni ko b usi ne khoja tha.

24. Har insa ki alag pehchan hoti hai, par mere SMS ki alag
      hi shan hoti hai, har kisi ko krte nai SMS magr jisko krte
      hai us me hamari muskan hoti hai...

25. Likne se phle salaam krte hai, drd e dil se paigam krte hai,
      ye mat smjhana ki bhul gaye hum, yaad to apko subah shaam krte hain.

26. Plz cn u giv me Rs. 1000. I wil retrn it 2 u widin 1 week.
      I need it. Plz...Help me... I kno u hv plz...
         A sardar talkin wid d ATM.

27. Mil jati hai kitno ko khusi, mit jate hai kitno k gum,
      msg isliye krte hai hum taki dur reh kar b dosti na ho hamari kum...

28. Unko khabar hai mere tute armano ki,
       aaj jarurat padegi kanch k pemano ki,
       Khali na hone dena jaam yaro, varna fir
        se yaad aa jaegi gujre jamano ki...

29. Evrythng in dis wrld is so fyn, bt evrythng in d wrld isn't mine
      Bt 1 thng is so pure n divine,dats ur frnsip n luckily its MINE...

30. Aap muskurate b bahut hai, dil ko bahalate b bhut hai,
       Ji krta hai le chalu aap ko kisi hotel me dinr karane,
       Lekin kya kare aap khate bhu hai..

31. Krte hai dua sar jhukaye, a dost tu apni manjil ko paye,
      Agar kai teri raho me andhera chhaye, to roshni k liye
      khuda humko jalaye....

32. In lyf u cn get evrythng dat u need, bt it is vry difficult 2 judge
      betn a frnd n a true frnd. If u r success in dat den u r d
      luckiest person.

33. Tharo SMS jab ave hai to maro rom-rom machal jave hai,
       ang-ang  me gudgudi hove hai. O tharo SMS ro kasar koni.
       kambakht mobile hi vibration par hove hai...

34. Mausam b hasin hai,sama rangin hai...
      Subah ne jagaya 1 ehsas hai...
      Khwabo ka daman chodo, dekho to
      ye ehsas kitna khas hai...

35. Sayaad firse wo milne ki takdir mil jaye,
      Jivan ka sabse hasin pal mil jaye,
      Chal firse banaye sagar pe ret ka
       makan sayad wapis apna Bachpan mil jae.

36. A gud frnd is 1 who sees ur 1st drop of tear
      catches 2nd drop, stops d 3rd n finaly slaps n say-
      BAND KAR APNI NAUTANKI YAAR...

37. In dis wrld, GOD made few SWEET HEARTS,
       amngst dem he made some SWEETER HEARTS,
       amngst dem he made a singl SWEETEST HEART
        n dats ME not U....

38. Muskilo se aapki koi mulakat na ho, udas baitho kabi
      aisi koi bat na ho... Dua hai ki mehfilo se saje jindagi aapki,
      Bus hum ko pukar lena agar koi saath na ho.

39. Three thngs i LIKE ABT U ?
           1.... 2..... 3.....
      Arre yaar kuch to acha kiya hota jindgi mein...

40. Wat is EDUCATION ? It is wastng 1/4 th of d lyf
      in ordr 2 knw hw 2 waste d remaining 3/4th.
      Isliye "APNI TO PATHSALA MASTI KI PATHSALA".

41. Mausam ki bahar achi ho,phulo ki kaliya kachhi ho,
      hamari ye dosti sachi ho,rab se bas karu 1 dua ki
      mere DOST ki har Subah achhi ho.

42. A rupi is Easy to Earn. A Smile is Hard to Find.
      A rupi loses its value bt smile increases it worth,
      I lost Rupis wen i SMS u bt who cares?
      I won ur smile...

43. Sumtym smal thngs in lyf hurt a lot if u dnt agri wid me
      den TRY 2 SIT ON A PIN...

44. A frnd is lik a ring,always close 2 ur hand but as u get
       careless. It slips out of ur fingr, so dnt evr let ur frnds
       slip out of ur lyf....

45. A simple bye mak us cry, a simple joke mak us laugh,
      A simple touch make us feel btr,hope my simple msg
      make u thnk of me.

46. Dastak diya kisi ne kaha khusia laya hu,
      Inbox chota na par jaye itni dua laya hu,
      Naam hai mera SMS apko GUDNITE khne aaya hu.

47. Kuch bikhare apne hote hai, kuch tuti yade hoti hai,
      Kabi ankho me nami hoti hai, Ek chota sa aasma
      or umido ki jamin hoti hai, U to bahut kuch hota hai
      paas me, sirf aap jaise pyare dost ki kami harpal mehsus hoti hai.

48. Aaj leke unka didar, karke unse pyari baat dil hasa hi tha hamara aaj,
      Tabi jagaya kisi ne or kaha ab to aaja hakikat me yaar!

49. Frndsip is loving sm1 4 wat 1 cn do n nt lovin less 4 wat 1 cnt

50. Lyf is short, Live it !
      Luv is rare, Grab it !
      Anger is bad, Dump it !
      Fear is awful, Face it !
      Memories r swet, Cherish it !
      Sender is Genius, Acpt it !

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01. Latest Shayari:
      Mere SMS ko tere INBOX me panah mil jae,
      Mere SMS ko tere INBOX me panah mil jae,
      Tu reply na kare to tera mobile FANAA ho jae.


02. Har khusi ko tere taraf mod du,
      Tere liye chand taro ko tod du,
      Khusio k darwaje tere liye khol du,
      Itna kafi dost ya do char jhoot bol du.


03. Life is chemistry, dilute ur sorrows,
     Evaporate ur worries, filler ur happiness n 
     u will find crystals of FRIENDSHIP.


04. Nobody wants U, Nobody makes U hapi,
     Nobody misses U, Nobody wants gud 4 u,
     Nobody cares abt U...
     Dn't cry! My name is NOBODY !!!


05. The beauty of lyf doesn't depend on how happy u r
     Bt on how happy odrs can b bcoz of u...


06. Ladkia nai 2 clg waste, Sugar nai 2 coffee waste,
     Frnd nai 2 lyf waste, Moon nai 2 sky waste,
     Or tum nai 2 ZOO waste... JUST CHILL


07. A: U r attractive, B: U r bst, C: U r cute,
     D: U r dear, E: U r exclnt, F: U r fantastic,
     G: U r good, H: hee hee, I: I m jokin !


08. ( )".."( )
      (   ,o )
       ( _. Ki kar rae ho?


      ( )".."( )

      (  ("") )

       ( /#_) Haye rabba ! Cls me so rae ho ! Gandi baat.

09. Wat is STUDY?

       S: Sitting, T: Talking, U: Unlimited,

       D: Dreaming n Y: Yawning! So STUDY a lot!

10. Lalu Yadav was trvlin by air 2 LONDON. In lunch tym

      an air hostes askd-

           Sir, r u vegterian or non-vegterian?

      Lalu- No, I m an Indian.

      Den hostes again ask in Hindi-

          Aap sakahaari ho ya mansahari?

      Lalu- No, I m 100% bihari.

11. If sum1 ask me if u r gud...

      I wil say u rn't.

      If dey ask u r btr...

      I wil say u rn't.

      Y sud i say u r gud or btr,

      If u r 1 of d bst i evr had...Jokin

12. Wat is swee bt nt honey,precious bt nt money,

      Bright bt nt sunshine,Improves wid tym bt nt wine???

      Its... 'Our Frndsip'.

13. Movies related to college:

     # Exams: Kalyug

     # Classes: Kabhi-Kabhi

     # Viva: Encounter

     # Examination Hall: Chamber of Secrets

     # Examiner: Mrityudata

     # Course: Godzilla

     # Paper Correction: Andha Kanoon

     # Exam Time: Kayamat se Kayamat tak

     # Quesion Paper: Paheli

     # Answer Sheet: Kora Kagaj

     # Marks: Ashambhav

     # Paper Out: Plan

     # Cheating: Aksar

     # Last Exam: Independence Day

     # Result: Sadma

     # Pass: Ajooba/Chamatkar

     # Fail: Devdas

     # Vacations: Masti

     # Supplementary: Akhari Rasta...

  

14. Lyf is extremly precious...live each day as if U r goin

      to die nxt day..n dream each day as if u r goin 2 live 4evr.

15. Jha dosti wha mohabat hai, jha mohabat hai wha pyar hai,

      Jha pyar hai wha judai hai, jha judai hai wha gum hai,

      Jha gum hai wha drd hai, jha drd hai wha zhandu baam lagao.

16. >Who's nice?          +Its U

      >Who's charming?  +Its U

      >Who's sweetest?  +Its U

      >Who's smart?       +Its U

      >Who's superb?      +Its U

              Jyada udo mat ye msg muje aaya tha !!!

17. Kabhi jindagi k panno ko ulat kar dekhiyega.

      Apko 1 shaksh yaad ayega.

      Bhul jaoge jamane k diye sare gum,

      Jab hamare sath gujre waqt yad ayega...

18. Qualities of a frnd:

      Cute as chimpanzee, Smart as donkey,

      Active as turtle, Fit as hippo,

      Matured as monkey, Shape as camel.

      No doubt u r my frnd...

19. Waqt mile to hume yad kar lena,

      palpal na sai din me 1 bar yad kar lena.

      Dost honge apke hajar par hum b 1 hai,

      Itna yaad kar lena...............

20. Love is life n Life is beautiful,
      So jiyo hanso gao muskurao...,
      kya pata................................
      Kal ho na ho....


21. Mil gaya.....
       ha ha mil gaya....
      Akhir mil hi gaya...
       Yoo hoo mil gaya....
      Kaam dhndha chod k mera SMS
      padne wala 1 bewkuf mil hi gaya...Yesss


22. Flirt wid ur undrstndin,get engaged 2 compassion,
      marry simplicity,honeymun wid genuineness,
      n divorce d ego.... Dats life...live it.


23. Frndsip is d fever which affects d deepest part 
      of d hrt n it isnt curable by any medicine except 
      d afction of a swet frnd like U....!


24. U r 1 of d most CUTE persons in d wrld!!
           JST A SECOND..
      Dnt misundrstood, CUTE means:
      Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.


25. Ov I o l e y
       U o v I o l e
       Y u I L V e ou
       HARI OM !! kabi bhagwan ka naam b liya karo..


26. Zakhm itne ghre hai izhaar kya kare,
       Hum nishana ban gaye vaar kya kare,
       Mar gaye hum magar khuli rahi aakhen,
       Ab is se jyada unka intejar kya kare...


27. Frndz r lik fishes. 1 has 2 sit patiently
       for a long tym 2 catch a nice 1.
       Jst like I caught U. Betr stay nice or I wil 
       FRY U....;)


28. Tu hai ek hasino me hasin..
       Tujh jaisi koi b nai...
       Jyada khush mat ho main gaane 
        ki practice kar raha tha...


29. 3 dost the : Kallu, Billu or Ullu.
       Kallu 11th me pad rha tha,
       Billu 12th me pad rha tha,
       or Ullu mera SMS pad rha hai.


30. Misd cl ki apar safalta k baad,
       Ab 1st tym in India,
       Introducing....
       Missed SMS...


31. Welcome 2 www.human.com
       ENtr paswrd:
       ***********
       New membr, U r welcm,
       processing....
       Denied ! Sory U R NT HUMAN.
       TRY www.langur.com


32. I hv no diamonds 2 giv u...
      I hv no pearls 2 giv u...
      Bt I hv 2 little words 2 give u:
            SMS BHEJO


33. I hv seen angles in sky, snowfalls in July,
      seen thngs u 1ly imagin 2 see or do,bt i stil hvnt
      seen anythng sweeter dan U.


34. Phulo ki suruat kali se hoti hai,
       Jindgi ki suruat pyar se hoti hai,
       Pyar ki suruat apno se hoti hai,
       Apno ki suruat aap jaiso se hoti hai...


35. Khud ko b khud ki khbr na lage,
       Koi acha b is kadar na lage,
       Unko dekha hai humne bas us najar se,
      Jis najar se unko hamari najar na lage.


36. Hasne k baad rulati hai dunia,
       Pyar krne k baad thukrati hai dunia,
       kya jingi me koi kasar reh gayi thi,
       Jo mrne k baad jalati hai dunia.


37. Har pal p aapka hi naam hoga,
       Aapke har kadam par dunia ka salam hoga,
       Muskilo ka samna himmat se karna,
       Dekhna 1 din waqt b aapka gulam hoga !


38. Bechara DHOBI mara mara phir rha hai,
       qki uska gadha nai mil rha hai,
       gupt khabro se pata chala hai ki woh
       SMS pad rha hai...


39. Lamhe wo sath ho na ho, aaj me kal jaisi baat ho na ho,
      Hamari dosti hamesa is dil me rahegi,
      Chahe puri Umr mulakat ho na ho.


40. 24 swt hrs mak 1 swet day,
       7 swet day mak 1 swet week,
       4 swet week make 1 swet mnth,
       Bt 1 swet prsn lik U make Life swet.


41. D Sun had rised 4m d east n birds r singing happily
      n butrflies r around d flowers. Its tym 2 wake up n
      give a big yawnin n say GUD MRNING.


42. Hum khakh zameen ki ho kar us chaand ki hasrat kar baithe,
      Wo chij khudaz se bhut unchi thi hum jise pyar kar baithe.


43. A palak tu bnd ho ja,
       Khawabo me unki surat to najar aayegi,
       intejar to subh dubara suru hoga,
       kam se kam raat to khusi se kat jaegi.


44. Oos ki bunde phuilio ko bhiga rahi hai...
       Suraj ki kirne ek tajgi l;a rai hai...
       Ho jao tum b samil inme...
       Ek pyari si subah tume jaga rahi hai...
            GOOD MORNING


45. Muskurahat pyar ki juban hai,
       Muskurahat dilo ko jitne ki rah hai,
      Muskurahat se personality khilti hai,
      Is liye din me kam se kam ek baar dant
      Saf kia karo yaar...


46. Wqt k panne palatkar fir,
       wo hasin lamhe jine ka dil.chahta hai,
       Kabi muskurate the sab dost mil  kar,
       Unhe saath dekhne ko dil taras jata hai.


47. Flowers means Honey,
      Honey means Desire,
      Desire means Love,
      Love means frnd,
      Frnd means U n dis means U r swet honey.


48. Aap har manjil ko muskil smjhte hai,
       Hum aapko manjil smjhte hai,
       Bada frk hai hamare or aap k najariye me,
       Aap hame sapna or hum aapko apna smjhte hai.


49. Swet socho,Smrt socho,Acha socho,
       Sacha socho,Pyara socho, I kno its dificlt,
       I hv a shortcut: 1ly mere bare me socho.


50. Friend means:
           F: Fre 4m al formalities,
           R: Right 2 say anythng,
           I: In anyways,
           E: Either gud or bad,
           N: No sory no thnx,
           D: Datna pitna allowd.


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