September 19, 2009

SMS Series - 5

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This SMS series is continuation of previous one..




01. Har gali har diwar par apka naam hai,
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      Har gali har diwar par apka naam hai,
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      Upar likha hai CHAPPAL CHOR
      neeche 5/- rupae ka inaam hai.

02. If i CUD write a Letter...
      & d Sky is my papEr...
      d ocean is my Ink...
      & d Stars my words...
      It wuD stil nt b Enough 2 describe how
      Dear u all 4 r 2 us.

03. Recieve my simple gift of "GOOD MORNING"
      wrapd wid sincerity, tied wid care n
      seald wid a prayer 2 keep u happy all day long !

04. Phul banke muskurana jindagi hai,
      Muskura k gum bhulana jindgi hai,
      Milkar khush hue to kya hue.
      Bina mile hi dosti nibhana jindgi hai.GN

05. Flowers die...
      Stories n songs fade...
      Memories 4goton...
      All thngs come 2 an end...
      Bt frnd like u always remain in
      Heart 4evr. GN

06. D sun has tired dwn...
      D moon is lookin ovr n smilin...
      Who says d day is ovr ??
      For all engineers it has jst strtd...
      Wish u all a happy nite out.

07. 1 day all people of earth wnt 2 GOD
       n askd: Who is d mst luvin n honest,
       sweet girl? Dey all returned 2 earth
       wid a new question ! Who is Miss.******** *****?

08. Police = 100
      Love = 143
      Fraud = 420
      Soap = 501
      Bata = 999
      Cigrette = 555
      Friendship = 008

09. Arz kia hai- Na zarurat hai sitaro ki,
      Na zarurat hai faltu yaro ki, bas kuch 
      dost chahiye aap sab jaise,
      Jo watt laga de hazaro ki..

10. An astronomer was obsrving d sky
      With his telescope. A sardar was
      observin him. Sudnly a star disapr
      Sardar: Wat a aim boss !!!

11. U luv coz u weep. U weep coz u hrt.
      U hrt coz u fail. U fail coz u try.
      U try coz u need. U need coz u wnt.
      U wnt coz u feel. U feel coz u live.
      U live coz u LUV.

12. In lyf u wil nvr know wat u hv been
      missin until it arrives... And u wil nvr
      knw wat u hv got until its missing...
      Appreciate evry little thng U hv.

13. In d wrlds' broad field of battle,
      in d behaviour of lyf, b nt like dumb,
      driven cattle. B a hero in d strife.

14. Ek hi nazar me aap humare mehmaan 
      ban gae, 2 bate kya ki sara jahan ban
      gae. Paas rhkar b log humare ban na
      sake, Dur rhkar b aap hamari JAAN BAN GAYE.

15. Zindgi is 2b lived, Dil is 2b givn,
      Pyar is 2b shared,Gum is 2b fought,
      Khushi is 2b achieved, dusmani is 2b
      4gotn n **-**** ki dosti is 2b 4evr.GM

16. Shayari by a Doctor:
       Hoon mai Doctor Jaha,Meri wife hai nurse waha,
       Ye kaisa julm shna padta hai muje,
       Apni wife ko sister khna padta hai..GN

17. Soch ko badlo,Sitare badal jaenge,
      Najar ko badlo,Najare badal jaenge,
      Kashtiya badalneki jarurat nai,
      Dishao ko badlo Kinare badal jaenge !GN


18. Dipak saman apki muskan,
      Ma Saraswati rae sada ap par Mehrbaan,
      Har pal badti rae apki shan,
      Dukho ka na ho koi namonisaan.

19. Vishwas ki 1 dor hai dosti,
      Betab dil ki chain hai dosti,
      Na mano to kuch b nai,
      Or mano to khuda hai dosti.

20. A true frnd is nt like d rain dat
      cms and goes away..Bt like d
      Air,nt visible bt always dere in touch!!!

21. Sweetnes cn be defined widout honey,
      Fragrance cn b defind widout rose,
      Bt frndsip cnt b defind widout WE-12.

22. Evry mornin wen i open my eyes I pray
      2 god dat evry1 shud hv a frnd like u 4,
      Y shud 1ly i suffer. HA HA ha ha 

23. Ingredient:
        10 gm hasi,
        10 gm pyar,
        20 gm sukh-dukh share krne ka vada,
        5 gm kasme,
        thodi si tkrar,
        50 gm na khtm hone wali bate
      Result: Frnds 4 evr. Hapi Frnsip Day

24. Love starts wid a smile :) n end wid a tear :,(
      Bt frnsip strt wid eyes,grows wid an undrstnding 
      N end wid death. Hapi frnsip Day

25. $# Wherevr #$.......$# Whnevr #$...
      $# Watevr #$......$# Remembr #$...
      ( " v " ) u wil always b my luvin frnd
        ' V '  Hapi frnsip Day

26. 2day is 7th August n is suposd 2 b a
      Lucky day bcoz its 7-8-6.It hpns 1ly
      once in a century. Wis u gud Hlth,luck 
      n future in dis precious day.

27. An elephant, a horse n a donkey were
      arguing who is bst?
      Elephant: I'm bst as i cary heavy loads
      Horse: I'm bst as i run fast
       now its ur turn.

28. Heart beat r countless,spirit r ageless,
      Dreams r endles,memories r timeles n 
      a frnd like u 4 is useles. Oops sorry
      I mean PRICELESS.

29. Har khushi dil k karib nai hoti, 
      Jindgi gamo se dur nai hoti,
      Aye dost dosti ko sanjo kar rkhna,
      Dosti har kisi ko naseeb nai hoti...

30. Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai !
      Tute khwabo k siwa kuch na pas hota hai!
      Tumari yad aise waqt bhut ati hai-
      jab koi bndar aas-paas hota hai.

31. ()".."()
       (  .o)
        ( _. Ki kar rae ho?


      ()".."()
      ( ("") )
      ( /#_ ) Haye Rabba! Mainu yaad kar rae ho !
        SOOOOOOOOOO SWEEEETT

32. Each day wid sum1 new, i'd look n nvr fnd
      anothr u 4, d wrld is ful of people,
      i know its true, yet no one could evr 
     equal d frnd i found in u 4 !

33. Dosti is smthing dat no1 cn hate.
      Dosti is a passion we fnd in our mate.
      Dosti cn hpn anytim or late. Dosti is 
      a medicine widout expiary date.

34. In dis world few thng r god precious
      Gift: mothers love, fathers advice,
      Sistr fight, brother hlp n saadi dosti of
       RAAP n G8

35. Remember me lik a prsd flowr in ur 
      note book. It may nt b hving ani fragrance,
      Bt wil remind u of my existence FOREVR.

36. Apki yado ki mehak in hawaon me hai,
      Kuch apnapan so bikhra in fizao me hai,
      Khusia chume apke kadam hamesa,
      Yahi sapna in nigaho me hai. GN

37.   ()"""()
         ( ',' )
           "" Hey u... !!!
          Yes u... d cute one .. holdin dis phone !
        .... Jst wntd 2 say ! GN

38. I wish moon always b ful n bright n
      u always b cool n right. Wenevr u 
      go2 switch off d light remember dat
      I'm wishing u GUD NITE.

39. Stars light,Stars bright U r d 1ly 
      STAR i see 2nite. I wish I may.
      I wish I might b dere guardin ur 
      Dreams 2nite.GN SD

40. In dis lovely nite, I pray 2 d moon
      2 protct U thru d nite, d wind blow
      away ur stress N d twinkle stars 2
      guide U d way. SD GN

41. 1618 language, 6400 castes,
       6 religions, 6 ethnic groups,
       29 major festival, 1 COUNTRY !
       B proud to b an INDIAN. 
       Hapi Independence Day

42. Milte rhte hai to,dil me sama jate hai,
      Mil k jo nai milte,wo yad bhut ate hai...

43. Na gila krte hai,na sikwa krte hai,
      Tu salamat rae bus yahi dua krte hai...

44. Yaado me na dhunde hame,
      Dil me hi bus jaenge,
      Tamanna to agar milne ki to...
      ON kare mobile,
      INBOX me hi mil jaenge.

45. Sir uthake salam karo unko,
      Jinhe ye mukam aata hai,
      Garv karo to unpar karo,
      Khun jinka watan k kaam aata hai.
      Hapi Independence Day

46. Mandir me jap krte hai,
      Masjid me namaj padte hai,
      Insan se kai bhagwan na ban jae,
      Isliye apko SMS kar k paap krte hai.

47. I m a cop n u r undr arst 4 bein wat u r.
      Its illegal 2b so sweet n lovin as u r.
      So I hereby sentence u 2 b my frnd 4
      LIFE TYM. Case Closed.

48. I learnd how:
      -2 luv,  -2 smile,  -2b hapi,   -2b honst,
      -2b faithful,   -2 forgiv... bt i cud nt lrn
      how...
      -2 stop remembering YOU.

49. D hrdst prt of misin frnds isn't their absence,
      Bt its wen u thnk of al d gud tyms u hv shared
      N u ask urslf "Wil those moments evr hpn agn?"

50. G - Get up
      O - Open ur eyes
      O - Out of ur bed
      D - Day has risen
      M - Merry life
      O - Old drms cum true
      R - Rise n Shine
      N - Nice frnds
      I - Ideas of life
      N - Nice future
      G - Gud day 4 u.


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