August 29, 2009

SMS Series - 3

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These SMSs are continuation of previous SMSs :

01. Next tym wen it rains jst try 2 catch d drops in ur hands,
      The drop u catch is d amnt u mis me, and drops U don't
      The amount I MISS U.

02. S= Set U Free
      M= Makes U Specl
      I= Increase Face Value
      L= Lift Up Ur Spirit
      E= Erase All Ur Tensn
      So, SMILE 4evr.

03. B slow in choosin frnds n slower in losin dem,
      Bcoz frndsip isn't 1ly an opportunity bt also a
      Sweet Responsibility.

04.  Ja SMS Ja >>==>>
      Mere sweet se frn k paas ja,
      Dhere se jana shor na machana,
      Busy ho to kuch mat khna,
      Free ho to I MISS U kehna.

05. Dosti naam hai sukh-dukh ki khani ka,
      Dosti raaz hai sada muskurane ka,
      Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nai,
      Dosti naam hai umar bhar sath nibhane ka.

06. Na salam yaad rekhna, na paigam yaad rkhna;
      Bus ek dua hai aapse, mera naam yaad rkhna.

07. Aasu teri nikle or aakhe meri ho,
      Dil tera dukhe or dhadkan meri ho,
      Hamari dosti itni ghri ho ki 9kri tu kare,
      Or salary meri ho.

08. Sorry...I didn't hv tym
      to
      thnk
      of U
      2day
      bcoz
      I hadn't finshd
      Thinking of U yesterday.

09. Dis SMS is strictly intended 4 smrt n cute readers.
      Since U received it, Dere may b a technical error
      4 which d sender deeply apologises.

10. U hv sum1 in ur mind, sum1 in ur hrt,
      Sum1 in ur dreams, sum1 in ur life,
      Bt I m ur sum1 wen u hv no1.

11. Sm of d bst moment in life....
      Lyin iin d bed listening 2 d rain outside
      Thinkin abt d persn U love,
      Takin a long drive on a calm road,
      A swet n emotional conversation
      Finding money in ur old jeans
      Jst wen U needed
      Gigglin naughtily
      Holdin hands of ur frnd for a walk
      Getin a hug 4m sum1 U care most.
      D moments Ur eyes r filled wid tears aftr a big laugh
             THIS IS LIFE.

12. I opened an account 4 u at d Universal Bank of God's Blessings
      N deposited 365 days ful of LOVE, FAITH, JOY n
       FULFILLMENT!!
      Enjoy withdrawing.

13. Agar apko rat ki tanhai me koi tng kare,
      Apko karwate badlne pe majbur kare,
      Chupke se kaan me sargosi kare or gaal chumle...
      To allout jalaiye machhar bhagaiye.

14. A ring is round and has no end, dats how lng i'll b ur frnd.

15. Dere r 2 ways of being united:
      By being frozen 2gether or
      Being melted 2gether.
      Its btr 2b melted in frndsip dan 2b frozen in differences.

16. An icin cn make a cake so sweet,
      A string cn make a ballon so high,
      A match cn make a candle so bright,
      I hope dat a simple text cn make u SMILE. :)

17. U wil always impress people bcoz
      U r smart, cute, charming n inteligent
      Bt smhow if u cn't impress dem
      jst tell dem u r my Frnd.

18. In this Cruel wrld,
      Itz vry dificlt 2 fnd sum1 wid a
      beautiful heart pure feelins,
      attractive personality n stylish looks.
      So DN'T LOOSE ME.

19. Y do we close our eyes wen v pray,
      Wen v cry, wen v dream, wen v kiss?
      Bcoz d mst beautiful thngs in lyf r nt seen
      But FELT BY HEART.

20.    ,////)))              ,////)))
        // e', e'             // -,  -,
        c      -)            c      -)
         >  <                 >  <
      Oh... U slept....
       I'll jst leave my msg, GUD NITE

21. (!!) Cryin         (';') Angry
      (':') Bored        ('-') Proud
      ('o') Hungry     (",) Happy
      ('?') Confused  (-.-) Sleepy
       Jaisi marji hai sakl banao par padna to padega hi.

22. Reasons 4 Amitabh's stomach-ache:
      1. Excessive intake of Chvnprash
      2. Pepsi zyada ho gai
      3. Hajmola kam pad gai
      4. Do bund jindgi ki nai li.

23. :LVVV'''V:,:V'''VVVE:
      :LV(       '''       )VI:
      :LVV:.          .:VVI:
      ::LOVE;.v.:LOVE::
       Can U see d HEART? .. Its whr
        I put all frnds wid U !

24. I m sndin U 3 flowers reminding u 3 thngs....
         --;--;-<@
               --;--;-<@
                     --;--;-<@
       U, Me n Our lovely frndsip.

25. Late Nite msg doesn't always mean
      2 say U GOOD NITE bt it also
      Means dat MY LAST THINKING of d DAY is U.

26. Watevr is beautiful,
      Watevr is meaningful,
      Watevr gives U happiness,
      May all dat be Urs-
      2day, 2morow n 4evr !!
27. Ten thngs I kno abt U !
       1. U r a spcl persn wid wndrful heart.
       2.  3.  4.  5.  6.  7.  8.  9.  10.
       Bus 1 din me ek hi jhuth bolta hu. ;-)


28. My heart smiles :)

      Wen U SMS me !
      Plz make it smile always !


29. Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur kare,
      Rah aisi ho jo chlne ko majbur kare,
      Mehak kam na ho apni dosti ki,
      Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare.


30. Dn't open dis 4 13 days,
      Jst as i thought U cn't wait !!!
      OK go ahead...
      Wish U A HAPY NEW YEAR==2006
      Remembr I m 1st.



31. Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai tumhari,
      Aap u hi khush raho hasrat hai hamari,
      Aap ko hum yaad aaye na aayen,
      Aap ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.


32. Hum dosti ka farz uhi nibhate rahenge,
      Waqt-be-waqt aapko satate rahenge,
      Dua karo ke umar lambi ho hamari,
      Warna yaad bankar aapko rulate rahenge.

33. Every morning has a new begining,
      A new blessing and a new hope.
      Its a perfect day coz its GOD's gift.
      Have a blessed & wonderful day. GM


34. True luv is like a pilow,
      U cn hug wen u r in trouble,
      U cn cry on wen u r in pain n
      U cn embrace wen u r happy.
      So wen u nid true luv...
      Spend Rs.150 n buy a pilow.


35. U know why God created gap between fingers?
      So dat one day d one who is made 4 u, comes n fill those
      Gaps by holding ur Hand Forever !


36. Muskurahat tumhare msg se milti hai,
      Dil ko rahat tumhare msg se milti hai,
      Band mat krna khabhi msg krna tum,
      Dil ki ye Dhadkan tumhare msg se chli hai.


37. Dn't walk in frnt of me, i may nt follow,
      Dn't walk behind me, i may not lead....
      Just walk beside me n be my frnd.


38. Samet lo sitaro ko hatho mein apne,
      Bahut dur tak raat hi raat hogi,
      Musafir hai hum bhi......
      Or musafir ho tum bhi,
      kahi na kahi mulakat hogi.


39. Heart Receive =L=O=V=E=
      Mind Receive =W=I=S=D=O=M=
      Hands Receive =G=I=F=T=S= and....
      Only Special People Receive My =S=M=S=


40. The mist turns 2 light,
      Morning takes ovr the night,
      Another Beautiful day Dawning,
      Its time 2 wish u a very very Gud Morning !
      Hv a nice sunny Saturday.....


41. Ek Khubsurti Ek Tajgi.....
      Ek Sapna Ek Sachai.....
      Ek Kalpana Ek Ahsas.....
      Ek Astha Ek Vishvash.....
      Yahi Achche Din Ki Shuruaat.


42. Iss sham ki tanhai se, Iss dard ki
      gahrai se ye dil kuch baat kar raha hai.
      Jara samjho in fizao ki chubhan ko,
      Aaj fir tumhe koi yaad kar raha hai.


43. U thnk I m nice, i think u r Nice,
      U thnk I m cool, i thnk u r Cool,
      U thnk I m Sweet, i thnk u r Sweet,
      U thnk I m Smart, i thnk u r Right !


44. If care is a wave, i giv u sea,
      If rspct is a leaf, i giv u tree,
      If trust is a planet, i giv u galaxy,
      If frndsip is life, i giv u me....


45. Jagjit Singhs gajal on Clg -
      Ye degree b le lo ye naukri bhi le lo,
      Bhale chheen lo mujhse U.S. ka visa,
      Magar mujko lauta do clg ki cntn,
      Wo chai ka pani wo teekha samosa,
      Kadi dhup me apne ghar se niklna,
      Wo prjct ki khatir sahar bhar bhatakna,
      Wo lecture me dosto ki proxy lagana,
      Wo sir ko chidana wo aeroplane udana,
      Wo submission ki rato ko jagna jagana,
      Wo dusro ki asignment ko apna banana,
      Wo exam k din pairo ka chatpatana....

46. Keep Me As A Gud Friend
      =&= i'LL kEEp U iN mY (""v"") HeaRt
      LOck  iT Up & tHrow     "v"
      AwAy tHe kEy ;;=<> sO tHAt nO
      OnE AAn tAke u AwaY FroM ME.

47. Rote hue ko hasna sikha de jo: wo hai dosti,
      Zindagi ko b jina sikha de jo: wo ha dosti,
      Pyar, kehne ko to khair sab krte hai...
      Par pyar ko b pyar krna sikha de jo: wo hai dosti.

48. Hum ek baar jite hai ! Ek bar mrte hai!
      Pyar b ek bar krte hai!
      Shaadi b ek baar krte hai!
      Jab har kaam ek baar krte hai to...
      Exam q baar-baar dete hai?

49. Chala ja msg tu bnke Gulab,
      Hogi sachi dosti to aayega jawab,
      Agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas,
      Smjh lena ki hamare liye waqt hi nai hai unke paas.

50. 2day, 2morow n Yestrday, there will
      Be one hrt dat would always beat 4 U,
      You know whose??
      _
      _
      _
      _
      _
      Your own Stupid.

51. Close ur eyes n imagine: "Chand ka Bed
      Pario k Sapne, Taaro ki Rajai
      Or phoolon ka Takia "!! Now cm back 2
      Earth n sleep on ur khatiya !

52. Al mornings r like a paintin, U need
      a little inspiration 2 get u goin, c
      little smile 2 brighten it n a msg 
      4m sm1 who cares 2 color ur day.

53. Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
      Duao me apki, hansi mangte hai,
      Sochte hai kya maange apse?
      Chalo apse apki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hai.

54. D best cosmetic 4 lips is TRUTH,
      4 d voice is PRAYER, 4 d eyes is PITY,
      4 d hands is CHARITY n 4 d hrt is a FRND like U.

55. U to hum picha kisi ka kia nai krte,
      Drde dil liya or diya nai krte,
      Ye dosti ka rista apse hai,
      Wrna itne SMS hum kisi ko kia nai krte.

56. Ye dunia kitni ajeeb hai !
       Isase har raj chupana pdta hai.
       Dil me kitne b gum q na ho,
       Mehfil me Muskurana padta hai. 

57. Wen dere r drk clouds in d sky,
      Wen dere r tears in ur eyes,
      1 frnd on dis earth who
       would rather die dan see u cry.

58. Lovely Msg 4 a lovely prsn 4m
      Lovely frnd 4 a lovely Reason at a 
      Lovely tym 4m a lovely mind in a
      Lovely mood in a lovely style- GUD MORNING

59. Magic Box
      Do U want 2 c wats inside?
      My heart (""v"")
                    "v" 
      My frndsip n sincerity
      Hope d frndsip we share will lst
      4evr          GM.

60. Tarasti nazro ne har pal apka deedar manga,
      Jaise amavas ne har raat chand ko manga.
      Ruth gya wo khuda b humse jab humne apni 
      har dua me apka saath manga.....

61. If 100% people luv u, make sure i m one of them.
      If 99% people hate u den i m in 1%,
      If 100% people hate U, then make sure
      I M DEAD.

62. I hv a pair of eyes bt cnt c u evryday,
      I hv a pair of ears bt cnt hear ur voice evrytym.
      Bt I hv 1ly 1 Heart dat cares 4 u everyday.

63. Wen evr u want 2 know hw rich u r,
       Jst drop a tear 4m ur eyes n look around...
       The no of hands dat reach out 2 wipe ur tears.
       It tels hw much rich u r?

64. Enter PASSWORD 2 touch my heart
      *****
      Wrong Code !
      U hv touchd my feet...
      Anyways HAMESA KHUSH RAHO.....

65. New Morning...
      New Hopes...
      New Plans...
      New Efforts...
      New success...
      New feelings...
      I pray GOD 2 giv u A Happy Day always.

66. "Near ones r nt dear."
      "Dear ones r nt near."
      Its easy 2 remember d near ones.
      Bt vry dificult 2 frget d dear ones.

67. Krke dosti hum kisiko nai bhulate,
      Jindgi bhr hum dosti hai nibhate,
      Na ho tume dosti me batware ka ehsas,
      Isliye hum naye dost b nai banate.

67. I LOVE my Eyes wen U luk in2 dem;
      I LOVE my Name wen U say it;
      I LOVE my Heart wen it beats;
      So I LOVE my LIFE.

68. Kuch pal hote hai, kuch pal k liye;
      Ji le inhe hum har pal k liye....
      Ye waqt to ret ki trh fisal jaega....
      De jaega yaade umar bhar k liye....

69. Al mornings r like a painting,
      U need a little inspiration 2 get u going,
      A little smile 2 brighten it n a msg
      4m sm1 who cares 2 color ur day.

70. Kashti bhti hai kinare ki talash me,
      Log milte hai dosti ki aas me,
      Hum roj milte nai apse magar,
      Kuch waqt jarur bitate hai.....
      Aapki Yaad Me.

71. Jo Is msg ko padh raha hai wo...
      LOVABLE, SMART,CUTE,SWEET,
      INTELIGNT,GUDLOOKIN...
      nai to kya hua,jisne bheja wo to hai.

72. Muskile dil k irade ajmati hai,
      Sapno k prde nigaho se hilati hai.
      Gir kar har na mano kabi,
      Qki THOKRE hi hame chalna sikhati hai.

73. BHul se kabi hame b yaad kia karo,
      Pyaar nai to sikayat b kia karo,
      Itne b gair na smjho ki baat hi na kia karo,
      Call nai to miss cl to kia karo.

74. BIHARI means-
      Brilliant
      Intelligent
      Hard worker n Heart winner
      All rounder
      Responsible
      Indian
      So we r proud 2 b a BIHARI

75. Certain people Touch Ur Heart n U cn't Stop
       Thinking of Them. Dat's d kind of Persn U R....
       Far Yet So Near,
       Simple Yet So Precious !!!

76. Dilse tera khyal na jae to kya karu,
      Tu bata tu yaad aye to kya karu,
      Hasrat ye hai ki ek najar dekh lu,
      Bt cable par CARTOON NETWORK na aye to kya karu...

77. Hum agar apse mil nai pate,
      Aisa nai ki aap hame yaad nai ate.
      Mana jaha k sare riste nibhaye nai jate,
      Par jo bas jate dil me wo bhulae nai jate...

78. Tum paas ho to tujpe pyar aata hai,
      Tum dur ho to tera intejar satata hai,
      Kya kae is dil ki halat ki,
      Tuje yaad kar karke hume bukhar ho jata hai.

79. Apun ka style "Chal Ludak Le".
      In Telgu- Pandankopo
      In Kannad- Yaranadi
      In Urdu- Shabaa khair
      In Hindi- Shubh Ratri
      In English- Good Night.

80. Sabi nagme saaz me gaye nai jate,
      Sabi log mehfil me bulae nai jate,
      Kuch pas rehkr b yaad nai aate,
      Kuch dur rehkar b bhulae nai jate.

81. Dost Ne Dil Ka Haal Batana Chod Diya,
      Hamne B Ghrai Me Jana Chod Dia,
      Jab Apko Hi Durio Ka Ehsas Nai,
      To Hamne B Ehsas Dilana Chod Dia.

82. Hi how r u? OK Listen I wanna ur
      recent color photogrph as i strtd
      my new hobby of collecting 
      GOD'S 10 BIGGEST MISTAKES...!!!
      Jst joking

83. I WNT 2 SY U SMTHNG- 1LY OF 3 WRD- DAT U KNO
      N U WNT 2 SY DAT SAM THNG- I LOVE U  i.e. U= INDIA
      Wat u r thnkin- HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.

84. If engg strts main films, d names will be:
      - Current ho na ho
      - Janam supply dia karo
      - Kabi AC kabi DC
      - Hamari IC apke paas hai
      - Fuse lagaya to drna kya
      - Engineer no. 1
      - Engineering koi khel nai
      - Input wale Output le jaenge
      - Maine Engg Q Kia....

85. Smile evr,Udas nvr ! Speak evr, gumsum nvr !
      Share evr, chup nvr ! Care evr, hame bhulna nvr...
      Bcoz we r frnz forevr.................

86. Waqt ke daayre se hum nikal na jayee,
      Apke dil se kahi hum utar na jayee,
      Hum bewaqt apko yaad krte rhenge,
      Warna kahi aap hume bhul na jayee...

87. Evry second god remembers u,
      Evry minute god mises u,
      Evry hour god cares 4 u bcoz...
      Evry tym I pray 2 god 2 tak care 4 u.

88. May Maa Saraswati empower u wid her
      9 blesin- Name,Fame,Health,Wealth,
      Hapiness,Humanity,Education,Bhakti
      N Shakti. Hapi Saraswati Puja


89. Every Mornin I wish dat d comin day
      Wud b d bst day of ur life n wil bring al d hapines
      Dat u drmt of ystrday nite. Hapy Saraswati Puja

90. Najar Hamari,Najar tumhari,
      Najar ne dil ki Najar utari,
      Najar ne dekha Najar ko aise,
      Najar na lage DOSTI ko Hamari.

91. Teen dost the,
      Kallu, Billu or Ulloo,
      Kallu 7th me padh raha hai,
      Billu 5th me padh raha hai,
      Or Ulloo SMS padh raha hai..!!!

92. If we were in PAK,our education wud be...
      IIT- Islamic Institute of Terrorism,
      JEE- Jehadic Entrance Examination,
      IIM- Institute of Infiltration Management,
      CAT- Career in Al-queda n Taliban,
      IAS- Iraq After Saddam,
      M.Tech- Master in Terror Technology,
      GATE- General Aptitude in Terror n Extremism..!!!

93. Arz kia hai...
      Agar apki Shkl Gadhe se milti Hai...
      Agar apki Shkl Gadhe se milti hai...
      To isme gadhe ki kya galti hai...!!!


94. Lanka par chadai ho gai hai,500 bandaro
      Ki jarurat hai,499 pahuch gaye, Ye SMS
      milte hi aao b Pahuche.

95. Yaad na karoge to satayenge,
       Ruthoge to manayenge,
       Roaoge to hasayenge,
       Dost hai hum tere saya nai,
       Jo andhere me tera saath chod jaenge.

96. Babumosai, Jindgi or maut uparwale k
      haath me hai.Kab, kaun,kaise uthega ye
      koi nai janta. Lo tumhare b uthane ka tym
      ho gya... Gud Morning.

97. Frndsip is lik a needle of clock.
      Though v r in same clock,
      V r not able 2 meet, evn if v meet,
       its 1ly 4 a few secs, Bt most imp is
       V always stay connected.

98. Lst nite thinkin of u,one tear rolled out.
      I ask y r u out, Tear said..dere is sm1 
      beautiful in ur eyes, now dere is no place 4 me.

99.    .;*;*;*;*;.   A sweet
          *("._.")*    Baby
           >") ("<      Wishing
          ,,,(")("),,,   U a very
      Happy Birthday in Adv..
      Many Many Happy Returns Of d Day
      N al d best 4 ur exams.



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