01. Latest Shayari:
Mere SMS ko tere INBOX me panah mil jae,
Mere SMS ko tere INBOX me panah mil jae,
Tu reply na kare to tera mobile FANAA ho jae.
02. Har khusi ko tere taraf mod du,
Tere liye chand taro ko tod du,
Khusio k darwaje tere liye khol du,
Itna kafi dost ya do char jhoot bol du.
03. Life is chemistry, dilute ur sorrows,
Evaporate ur worries, filler ur happiness n
u will find crystals of FRIENDSHIP.
04. Nobody wants U, Nobody makes U hapi,
Nobody misses U, Nobody wants gud 4 u,
Nobody cares abt U...
Dn't cry! My name is NOBODY !!!
05. The beauty of lyf doesn't depend on how happy u r
Bt on how happy odrs can b bcoz of u...
06. Ladkia nai 2 clg waste, Sugar nai 2 coffee waste,
Frnd nai 2 lyf waste, Moon nai 2 sky waste,
Or tum nai 2 ZOO waste... JUST CHILL
07. A: U r attractive, B: U r bst, C: U r cute,
D: U r dear, E: U r exclnt, F: U r fantastic,
G: U r good, H: hee hee, I: I m jokin !
08. ( )".."( )
( ,o )
( _. Ki kar rae ho?
( )".."( )
( ("") )
( /#_) Haye rabba ! Cls me so rae ho ! Gandi baat.
09. Wat is STUDY?
S: Sitting, T: Talking, U: Unlimited,
D: Dreaming n Y: Yawning! So STUDY a lot!
10. Lalu Yadav was trvlin by air 2 LONDON. In lunch tym
an air hostes askd-
Sir, r u vegterian or non-vegterian?
Lalu- No, I m an Indian.
Den hostes again ask in Hindi-
Aap sakahaari ho ya mansahari?
Lalu- No, I m 100% bihari.
11. If sum1 ask me if u r gud...
I wil say u rn't.
If dey ask u r btr...
I wil say u rn't.
Y sud i say u r gud or btr,
If u r 1 of d bst i evr had...Jokin
12. Wat is swee bt nt honey,precious bt nt money,
Bright bt nt sunshine,Improves wid tym bt nt wine???
Its... 'Our Frndsip'.
13. Movies related to college:
# Exams: Kalyug
# Classes: Kabhi-Kabhi
# Viva: Encounter
# Examination Hall: Chamber of Secrets
# Examiner: Mrityudata
# Course: Godzilla
# Paper Correction: Andha Kanoon
# Exam Time: Kayamat se Kayamat tak
# Quesion Paper: Paheli
# Answer Sheet: Kora Kagaj
# Marks: Ashambhav
# Paper Out: Plan
# Cheating: Aksar
# Last Exam: Independence Day
# Result: Sadma
# Pass: Ajooba/Chamatkar
# Fail: Devdas
# Vacations: Masti
# Supplementary: Akhari Rasta...
14. Lyf is extremly precious...live each day as if U r goin
to die nxt day..n dream each day as if u r goin 2 live 4evr.
15. Jha dosti wha mohabat hai, jha mohabat hai wha pyar hai,
Jha pyar hai wha judai hai, jha judai hai wha gum hai,
Jha gum hai wha drd hai, jha drd hai wha zhandu baam lagao.
16. >Who's nice? +Its U
>Who's charming? +Its U
>Who's sweetest? +Its U
>Who's smart? +Its U
>Who's superb? +Its U
Jyada udo mat ye msg muje aaya tha !!!
17. Kabhi jindagi k panno ko ulat kar dekhiyega.
Apko 1 shaksh yaad ayega.
Bhul jaoge jamane k diye sare gum,
Jab hamare sath gujre waqt yad ayega...
18. Qualities of a frnd:
Cute as chimpanzee, Smart as donkey,
Active as turtle, Fit as hippo,
Matured as monkey, Shape as camel.
No doubt u r my frnd...
19. Waqt mile to hume yad kar lena,
palpal na sai din me 1 bar yad kar lena.
Dost honge apke hajar par hum b 1 hai,
Itna yaad kar lena...............
20. Love is life n Life is beautiful,
So jiyo hanso gao muskurao...,
kya pata................................
Kal ho na ho....
21. Mil gaya.....
ha ha mil gaya....
Akhir mil hi gaya...
Yoo hoo mil gaya....
Kaam dhndha chod k mera SMS
padne wala 1 bewkuf mil hi gaya...Yesss
22. Flirt wid ur undrstndin,get engaged 2 compassion,
marry simplicity,honeymun wid genuineness,
n divorce d ego.... Dats life...live it.
23. Frndsip is d fever which affects d deepest part
of d hrt n it isnt curable by any medicine except
d afction of a swet frnd like U....!
24. U r 1 of d most CUTE persons in d wrld!!
JST A SECOND..
Dnt misundrstood, CUTE means:
Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.
25. Ov I o l e y
U o v I o l e
Y u I L V e ou
HARI OM !! kabi bhagwan ka naam b liya karo..
26. Zakhm itne ghre hai izhaar kya kare,
Hum nishana ban gaye vaar kya kare,
Mar gaye hum magar khuli rahi aakhen,
Ab is se jyada unka intejar kya kare...
27. Frndz r lik fishes. 1 has 2 sit patiently
for a long tym 2 catch a nice 1.
Jst like I caught U. Betr stay nice or I wil
FRY U....;)
28. Tu hai ek hasino me hasin..
Tujh jaisi koi b nai...
Jyada khush mat ho main gaane
ki practice kar raha tha...
29. 3 dost the : Kallu, Billu or Ullu.
Kallu 11th me pad rha tha,
Billu 12th me pad rha tha,
or Ullu mera SMS pad rha hai.
30. Misd cl ki apar safalta k baad,
Ab 1st tym in India,
Introducing....
Missed SMS...
31. Welcome 2 www.human.com
ENtr paswrd:
***********
New membr, U r welcm,
processing....
Denied ! Sory U R NT HUMAN.
TRY www.langur.com
32. I hv no diamonds 2 giv u...
I hv no pearls 2 giv u...
Bt I hv 2 little words 2 give u:
SMS BHEJO
33. I hv seen angles in sky, snowfalls in July,
seen thngs u 1ly imagin 2 see or do,bt i stil hvnt
seen anythng sweeter dan U.
34. Phulo ki suruat kali se hoti hai,
Jindgi ki suruat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki suruat apno se hoti hai,
Apno ki suruat aap jaiso se hoti hai...
35. Khud ko b khud ki khbr na lage,
Koi acha b is kadar na lage,
Unko dekha hai humne bas us najar se,
Jis najar se unko hamari najar na lage.
36. Hasne k baad rulati hai dunia,
Pyar krne k baad thukrati hai dunia,
kya jingi me koi kasar reh gayi thi,
Jo mrne k baad jalati hai dunia.
37. Har pal p aapka hi naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam par dunia ka salam hoga,
Muskilo ka samna himmat se karna,
Dekhna 1 din waqt b aapka gulam hoga !
38. Bechara DHOBI mara mara phir rha hai,
qki uska gadha nai mil rha hai,
gupt khabro se pata chala hai ki woh
SMS pad rha hai...
39. Lamhe wo sath ho na ho, aaj me kal jaisi baat ho na ho,
Hamari dosti hamesa is dil me rahegi,
Chahe puri Umr mulakat ho na ho.
40. 24 swt hrs mak 1 swet day,
7 swet day mak 1 swet week,
4 swet week make 1 swet mnth,
Bt 1 swet prsn lik U make Life swet.
41. D Sun had rised 4m d east n birds r singing happily
n butrflies r around d flowers. Its tym 2 wake up n
give a big yawnin n say GUD MRNING.
42. Hum khakh zameen ki ho kar us chaand ki hasrat kar baithe,
Wo chij khudaz se bhut unchi thi hum jise pyar kar baithe.
43. A palak tu bnd ho ja,
Khawabo me unki surat to najar aayegi,
intejar to subh dubara suru hoga,
kam se kam raat to khusi se kat jaegi.
44. Oos ki bunde phuilio ko bhiga rahi hai...
Suraj ki kirne ek tajgi l;a rai hai...
Ho jao tum b samil inme...
Ek pyari si subah tume jaga rahi hai...
GOOD MORNING
45. Muskurahat pyar ki juban hai,
Muskurahat dilo ko jitne ki rah hai,
Muskurahat se personality khilti hai,
Is liye din me kam se kam ek baar dant
Saf kia karo yaar...
46. Wqt k panne palatkar fir,
wo hasin lamhe jine ka dil.chahta hai,
Kabi muskurate the sab dost mil kar,
Unhe saath dekhne ko dil taras jata hai.
47. Flowers means Honey,
Honey means Desire,
Desire means Love,
Love means frnd,
Frnd means U n dis means U r swet honey.
48. Aap har manjil ko muskil smjhte hai,
Hum aapko manjil smjhte hai,
Bada frk hai hamare or aap k najariye me,
Aap hame sapna or hum aapko apna smjhte hai.
49. Swet socho,Smrt socho,Acha socho,
Sacha socho,Pyara socho, I kno its dificlt,
I hv a shortcut: 1ly mere bare me socho.
50. Friend means:
F: Fre 4m al formalities,
R: Right 2 say anythng,
I: In anyways,
E: Either gud or bad,
N: No sory no thnx,
D: Datna pitna allowd.
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20. Love is life n Life is beautiful,
So jiyo hanso gao muskurao...,
kya pata................................
Kal ho na ho....
21. Mil gaya.....
ha ha mil gaya....
Akhir mil hi gaya...
Yoo hoo mil gaya....
Kaam dhndha chod k mera SMS
padne wala 1 bewkuf mil hi gaya...Yesss
22. Flirt wid ur undrstndin,get engaged 2 compassion,
marry simplicity,honeymun wid genuineness,
n divorce d ego.... Dats life...live it.
23. Frndsip is d fever which affects d deepest part
of d hrt n it isnt curable by any medicine except
d afction of a swet frnd like U....!
24. U r 1 of d most CUTE persons in d wrld!!
JST A SECOND..
Dnt misundrstood, CUTE means:
Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.
25. Ov I o l e y
U o v I o l e
Y u I L V e ou
HARI OM !! kabi bhagwan ka naam b liya karo..
26. Zakhm itne ghre hai izhaar kya kare,
Hum nishana ban gaye vaar kya kare,
Mar gaye hum magar khuli rahi aakhen,
Ab is se jyada unka intejar kya kare...
27. Frndz r lik fishes. 1 has 2 sit patiently
for a long tym 2 catch a nice 1.
Jst like I caught U. Betr stay nice or I wil
FRY U....;)
28. Tu hai ek hasino me hasin..
Tujh jaisi koi b nai...
Jyada khush mat ho main gaane
ki practice kar raha tha...
29. 3 dost the : Kallu, Billu or Ullu.
Kallu 11th me pad rha tha,
Billu 12th me pad rha tha,
or Ullu mera SMS pad rha hai.
30. Misd cl ki apar safalta k baad,
Ab 1st tym in India,
Introducing....
Missed SMS...
31. Welcome 2 www.human.com
ENtr paswrd:
***********
New membr, U r welcm,
processing....
Denied ! Sory U R NT HUMAN.
TRY www.langur.com
32. I hv no diamonds 2 giv u...
I hv no pearls 2 giv u...
Bt I hv 2 little words 2 give u:
SMS BHEJO
33. I hv seen angles in sky, snowfalls in July,
seen thngs u 1ly imagin 2 see or do,bt i stil hvnt
seen anythng sweeter dan U.
34. Phulo ki suruat kali se hoti hai,
Jindgi ki suruat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki suruat apno se hoti hai,
Apno ki suruat aap jaiso se hoti hai...
35. Khud ko b khud ki khbr na lage,
Koi acha b is kadar na lage,
Unko dekha hai humne bas us najar se,
Jis najar se unko hamari najar na lage.
36. Hasne k baad rulati hai dunia,
Pyar krne k baad thukrati hai dunia,
kya jingi me koi kasar reh gayi thi,
Jo mrne k baad jalati hai dunia.
37. Har pal p aapka hi naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam par dunia ka salam hoga,
Muskilo ka samna himmat se karna,
Dekhna 1 din waqt b aapka gulam hoga !
38. Bechara DHOBI mara mara phir rha hai,
qki uska gadha nai mil rha hai,
gupt khabro se pata chala hai ki woh
SMS pad rha hai...
39. Lamhe wo sath ho na ho, aaj me kal jaisi baat ho na ho,
Hamari dosti hamesa is dil me rahegi,
Chahe puri Umr mulakat ho na ho.
40. 24 swt hrs mak 1 swet day,
7 swet day mak 1 swet week,
4 swet week make 1 swet mnth,
Bt 1 swet prsn lik U make Life swet.
41. D Sun had rised 4m d east n birds r singing happily
n butrflies r around d flowers. Its tym 2 wake up n
give a big yawnin n say GUD MRNING.
42. Hum khakh zameen ki ho kar us chaand ki hasrat kar baithe,
Wo chij khudaz se bhut unchi thi hum jise pyar kar baithe.
43. A palak tu bnd ho ja,
Khawabo me unki surat to najar aayegi,
intejar to subh dubara suru hoga,
kam se kam raat to khusi se kat jaegi.
44. Oos ki bunde phuilio ko bhiga rahi hai...
Suraj ki kirne ek tajgi l;a rai hai...
Ho jao tum b samil inme...
Ek pyari si subah tume jaga rahi hai...
GOOD MORNING
45. Muskurahat pyar ki juban hai,
Muskurahat dilo ko jitne ki rah hai,
Muskurahat se personality khilti hai,
Is liye din me kam se kam ek baar dant
Saf kia karo yaar...
46. Wqt k panne palatkar fir,
wo hasin lamhe jine ka dil.chahta hai,
Kabi muskurate the sab dost mil kar,
Unhe saath dekhne ko dil taras jata hai.
47. Flowers means Honey,
Honey means Desire,
Desire means Love,
Love means frnd,
Frnd means U n dis means U r swet honey.
48. Aap har manjil ko muskil smjhte hai,
Hum aapko manjil smjhte hai,
Bada frk hai hamare or aap k najariye me,
Aap hame sapna or hum aapko apna smjhte hai.
49. Swet socho,Smrt socho,Acha socho,
Sacha socho,Pyara socho, I kno its dificlt,
I hv a shortcut: 1ly mere bare me socho.
50. Friend means:
F: Fre 4m al formalities,
R: Right 2 say anythng,
I: In anyways,
E: Either gud or bad,
N: No sory no thnx,
D: Datna pitna allowd.
NEXT Series >>
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